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knowing you have school tomorrow

but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors

mantaradius:
firetrucking-himym:
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic

i have green eyes my god i’d look weird

(via pizza)

do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(via pizza)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via pizza)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via hate)

claphne:

child
why u scream

(via pizza)

my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity

(via bastille)